Thor Loves You!!!!
Here is a transcript of a little fun that PouncenRaven had in
the God is a Myth chat room in AOL. It is a long one, but a
funny read. I likes this one! PounceyTigger is our beloved Sheep
Herder, and the evil Tink06bell is the nasty Athorist.
Tink06bell: whats the deal with the name of this chat??!!!??!?!?!
PounceyTigger: tink, isn't it obvious?
Tink06bell: y do u think God is a myth
Forever Atheist: Tink: why is the English language a myth to you
PounceyTigger: tink, look up the definition of myth, and you'll
Tink06bell: it aint
VenomousLoathing: tink God isn't sa myth.. on the sixth day he
PounceyTigger: ven, don't forget unicorns and dragons
Tink06bell: on the sixth day he did not create fairies
VenomousLoathing: pouncey an d those pesky dinos he killed in
PounceyTigger: tink, he didn't create anything because he isn't
PounceyTigger: ven, yup
PounceyTigger: tink, why don't you believe in Thor?
VenomousLoathing: pouncey because tink is a heathen
PounceyTigger: You should bow down to Thor and repent for when
he comes back he will smite all those who do not believe
VenomousLoathing: you Zeusless hellbound infidel
Tink06bell: I aint a heathen and thor does not exsist
PounceyTigger: tink, yes he does
Zorak1001: And when THOR smites you, by god, you stay SMOTE
Maybeeso: Thor now there's a REAL god
PounceyTigger: tink, just look around you, you'll see all that
Thor has created
Tink06bell: then he can smite me, but he doesnt exsist
Tink06bell: thor is a crock of bullshit
Maybeeso: If Thor isn't real, how did you get here?
PounceyTigger: tink, how can you deny the existence of thor?
Maybeeso: Tink yes Thor is GOD
Tink06bell: JEEE... I DONT KNOW...
Tink06bell: NO THOR IS BULLSHIT
PounceyTigger: tink, why?
Maybeeso: Tink Thor loves you
PounceyTigger: All you need to do is accept thor in your life,
and you will feel his love
Tink06bell: THOR CAN KISS MY ASS
Maybeeso: Tink at least Thor is real to do it
VenomousLoathing: pouncey I took thor into my spleen right after
I took jesus into my gall bladder
PounceyTigger: <---laughing so hard I can barely type
Tink06bell: UHH DIRTY
PounceyTigger: tink, repent! The time of Thor is near!
Tink06bell: THOR IS NOTHING BUT A ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL
VenomousLoathing: repent, you sinner
Tink06bell: HELL NO
PounceyTigger: tink, if you don't believe in thor, you're going
Tink06bell: NO IM NOT
PounceyTigger: all you need to do is accept Thor into your
Tink06bell: BC THOR DOESNT EXSIST god does
Maybeeso: Tink THOR is god
VenomousLoathing: my thor can beat up your god
PounceyTigger: Tink, thor exists in your heart
Tink06bell: no hes not
PounceyTigger: ven, great bumper sticker!!
Tink06bell: no one can beat up my god
Maybeeso: Tink I feel so sorry that you don't believe in THOR
you could if you'd just try
PounceyTigger: tink, why do you worship demons?
PounceyTigger: Thor is the only one true god
Tink06bell: no really hes not
PounceyTigger: you just have to accept thor, then you will
Maybeeso: Give your heart to THOR
Tink06bell: no i am saved by GOD
Forever Atheist: "Got Thor?"
PounceyTigger: tink, what you think of as god, is really the
Maybeeso: Yes, Tink, THOR is god
PounceyTigger: he's trying to turn you away from Thor
Tink06bell: jesus loves you all aheist or not
PounceyTigger: tink, no Thor loves you
Maybeeso: Tink THOR loves you, and your jesus too
Tink06bell: well i dont love or like thor
PounceyTigger: tink, why do you hate thor
Maybeeso: Tink THOR saved your jesus
PounceyTigger: thor brought jesus back to life
Maybeeso: Tink what awful thing happened in your life to make
you turn against THOR?
Tink06bell: bc thor is nothing but a fake
PounceyTigger: tink, I'm telling you, god is the devil
PounceyTigger: Thor is the only true god
PounceyTigger: Just accept him and you'll feel the love of thor
Tink06bell: no if god was the devil then i would kill myself
Forever Atheist: Tink: do it anyway
VenomousLoathing: tink You cant see the wind, but it's there....
thor is just like that
PounceyTigger: tink, I hate to burst your bubble, but Thor
Tink06bell: i have thought about
PounceyTigger: All praise be to Thor!
Tink06bell: then y dont you hear thor bless america
PounceyTigger: tink, the devil
VenomousLoathing: the second law of thermodynamics proves that
lighting could not exist without thor
PounceyTigger: the devil doesn't want everyone to know that
Thor is the one true loving god
Forever Atheist: "Thor is Love"
Tink06bell: God is the one and almighty Lord and not thor
Zorak1001: Thor doesn't so much love you, as tolerate you
PounceyTigger: tink, why can't you stop worshipping false gods?
PounceyTigger: give yourself over to thor
Forever Atheist: Tink: there is no god but Thor and Ganesh is
Tink06bell: God is not false
VenomousLoathing: For Odin so loved the world that he gave his
only begotten thor, so that whoever shalt believeth in him, shalt
have eternal lightning
PounceyTigger: it's the only way you can be happy
PounceyTigger: tink, just open your heart to thor
Tink06bell: you people are all going to hell when you die
FOX11354: thor will save us
PounceyTigger: tink, no, becuase we've accepted thor into our
Forever Atheist: Tink: hate to break it to you. There is no hell
PounceyTigger: let's sing! "Thor is in his holy temple"
Zorak1001: WWTD... What Would Thor Do?
Tink06bell: For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten
son that whosoever believith in hom shallnot perish but have everlasting
life. :John 3:16
PounceyTigger: tink, fiction
PounceyTigger: tink, Thor is the only true creator
Tink06bell: no truth
PounceyTigger: tink, thor loves you
PounceyTigger: even if you're an athorist
Tink06bell: i am an atheist towards all "gods" other
PounceyTigger: tink, look up atheist
PounceyTigger: to be an atheist is to deny the existence of all
PounceyTigger: tink, but thor still loves you
Tink06bell: you know what i like my religion and i know that when
i die i will be going to HEAVEN
PounceyTigger: Thoresis 1: 27 So Thor created man in his own
image, in the image of Thor he created him; male and female he
PounceyTigger: tink, why do you hate thor
PounceyTigger: thor still loves you
Tink06bell: thor is not real never was and never willbe
VenomousLoathing: The universe was but a void, and Thor said "let
there be light" and there was still nothing, but you could
PounceyTigger: tink, I can prove that thor is real
PounceyTigger: ven ROFLMAO
PounceyTigger: tink, yup
PounceyTigger: tink, how else did you get here
Tink06bell: by GOD
PounceyTigger: tink, just look around, you'll see proof of
PounceyTigger: <----whore for Thor
PounceyTigger: hey that rhymes!
VenomousLoathing: The First Commandment... "Adam, mow the
Tink06bell: oh well you people are all hopeless, at least i tried
to let you see the light
PounceyTigger: think, Thor is the light
PounceyTigger: "Thor is my shephard I shall not want"
PounceyTigger: <-----cracking up
Maybeeso: Tink let the light of THOR's goodness shine upon you
Tink06bell: no thanks
Maybeeso: THOR's blessings upon you
VenomousLoathing: annie hanging low, darling
Maybeeso: May you find peach in THOR
Forever Atheist: Shall we all stand for the national anthem of
"Thor bless America"
Maybeeso: and apples
PounceyTigger: tink, you should sacrifice your god to Thor
FOX11354: thor bless you and keep you, may thor lift up his incontinence
Maybeeso: Tink come back 3 days from now on Thors Day and try
to tell us that HE isn't real
Tink06bell: if i was to accept thor then i would be stricken dead
and so i will NOT accept any god othr than Jesus
FOX11354: there are no days named after jesus
FOX11354: he must not be real
PounceyTigger: tink, you'll go to Hades if you don't accept
Thor into your heart
Tink06bell: no days named after thor
PounceyTigger: tink, ever hear of Thormas?
Shaddam Corrino: Tink, oddly enough Thor-Worshippers don't seem
to get struck dead
Tink06bell: then i guess you think ill go to hades
Shaddam Corrino: Thursday is named after Thor
Forever Atheist: yes it is
PounceyTigger: tink, just accept Thor and you'll be saved from
the fire of Hades
Tink06bell: hades, hell, whatever it is all the same
PounceyTigger: tink, why do you hate thor?
Tink06bell: just think...
VenomousLoathing: well, no.. Hades is greek
Maybeeso: Tink you're going there for your actions and not believing
Tink06bell: im 13 and am smarter than all of you
Maybeeso: Just think about THOR and you will believe, Tink
PounceyTigger: tink, if you would just accept Thor
PounceyTigger: tink I care about you
PounceyTigger: I don't want to see you cast down to Hades
Tink06bell: i dont care about thor
Maybeeso: Tink, we love you and don't want you hurt
PounceyTigger: tink, but loves YOU
Shaddam Corrino: Remember the Thoreth day and keep it Holy
FOX11354: lets all ut our hands on the monitor and pray to Thor
that tink be saved
Shaddam Corrino: Thou shalt have no other Thors besides Thor
Maybeeso: Praise THOR!!
PounceyTigger: <---please thor, save this child. Reveal
to her your love
PounceyTigger: tink, I'll pray to Thor that he saves you
Maybeeso: All you have to do is look around you