ASS DEMONS!!!!!!!!!

• Here we have a talk between me and Lord Critique, a CC2 regular that is not a sheep. This was tooo funny not to share, and I am sure Lord C would not mind. The links listed below are functional, should you wish to read about the ass demons.

• lord_critique: you guys get Kellogs Cornflakes over there right?
  quadriplegic_kittens: yeah
  lord_critique: ok get this.. this sounds completely fucked up.. but study it and see the link
  lord_critique: kellog himself was a close friend of ellen white
  lord_critique: devout sda
  quadriplegic_kittens: oh hell
  lord_critique: ellen white was a health nut, and kellogs family were 19th century quack doctors
  lord_critique: white started preaching on masturbation
  quadriplegic_kittens: oh hell again
  lord_critique: kellogg did a paper on it.. about how its demonic
  lord_critique: between her prophet status.. theses following events occured
  quadriplegic_kittens: okay...
  lord_critique: a 12 year old girl was treated by shock therapy for masturbation to cure her demons
  lord_critique: also, based on misinterpretation of a scripture in genesis
  lord_critique: and kellogss quack doctor stuff
  lord_critique: they came to the conclusion people have DEMONS IN THEIR COLON
  lord_critique: SDAs were big on enemas
  quadriplegic_kittens: NO WAY!!!!
  lord_critique: i know how this sounds
  lord_critique: andrew told me this,, i didnt believe a word
  lord_critique: until i started reading
  lord_critique: i was horrified
  lord_critique: ok read this that ellen white wrote
  lord_critique: its also IDENTICAL in kellogss book
  quadriplegic_kittens: send me a link
  lord_critique: ok
  lord_critique: ill send you a few
  quadriplegic_kittens: cool
  lord_critique: no kidding man.. youll be on your ass laughing
  lord_critique: http://www.mum.org/kellogg1.htm .. thats kelloggs book
  lord_critique: scary stuff
  lord_critique: http://www.ellenwhite.org/criticc.htm theres quotes on there from ellen whites book appeal to mothers
  lord_critique: apparrently masturbation causes cancer blindness and memory loss
  lord_critique: the entire foundation of the church is a mix of quack doctors and religious nuts
  lord_critique: kellogg himself got kicked out of the SDA.. dont believe them when they say he got kicked out for the medical shit.. he actually got booted out for joining the masons
  quadriplegic_kittens: then i am blind, cancerous, and demon filled
  quadriplegic_kittens: not a mason yet though lol
  lord_critique: hahah its ok.. you just need an enema
  lord_critique: you have demons in your colon
  quadriplegic_kittens: whew#
  lord_critique: anyway.. my kellogg point was.. cornflakes were invented as a high fibre diet for getting them demons moving
  lord_critique: get the bowels rolling for jesus
  lord_critique: you can check his faith and timescale/history of the company in encarta or britannica
  lord_critique: pg 456 of that book was particularly used by ellen white in the church.. chapter on womans health