What the hell is going on here?

Okay, this is a long one, but a fun one. This is what happens when a room full of atheists play fundy Christian. It gets weird, and funny all in get go. Enjoy the chat. There will be no bold highlights, as it all speaks for itself.
born_in_a_dream: you have the... very... something... standing...?!
born_in_a_dream: lol
squirrel624: es war dich nett kennen gelernt zu haben: it was you nice to met have.
born_in_a_dream: hehe, I like that english better. it throws people off...
Chainsaw_XP: I mainly remember "Frau" and "Fraulein."
squirrel624: lol
born_in_a_dream: makes for a more surreal world.
squirrel624: when i was back in ohio for a visit, i threw all the people off by speaking german....
Chainsaw_XP: I live in Ohio. Which part were you from, Squirrel?
squirrel624: got pulled over by the cops, and had a german drivers license...
squirrel624: dayton
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prionesse777: any fundies in here?
born_in_a_dream: heh... "he's speakin' in TONGUES!! Someone call the priest!"
Chainsaw_XP: I live about 45 minutes west of Dayton. Near Greenville.
prionesse777: hi zenpunk, squirrel, Chainsaw_XP
squirrel624: define fundie prionesse
Chainsaw_XP: Hello, prionesse
squirrel624: wasup prionesse.
zenpunk: no fundies prion
prionesse777: fundie = fundamentalist christian, biblical literalist
squirrel624: cool...
zenpunk: hi
squirrel624: nope not me....
prionesse777: damn, zenpunk
Radardog hat den Raum betreten
misogynist23 hat den Raum betreten
prionesse777: hello radardog
prionesse777: hello misogynist
Radardog: Hi all.
Chainsaw_XP: Hello, misogynist
prionesse777 prays for a fundie to pop into the room
misogynist23: hi everyone
squirrel624: i have been to green once
paganpathofprovocation: hi misogynist
squirrel624: drove through it.....
zenpunk: i will act the part of the fundie for your entertainment even though its a stretch for me
born_in_a_dream: I could pretend to be one...
zenpunk: YOUR ALL GOING TO HELL!!!!"
squirrel624: hell i could act the part of a funide if you would like....
Chainsaw_XP: hehehehehe
prionesse777: LOL, zenpunk
zenpunk: :bows
zenpunk: bows
squirrel624: wooohooo zen!
Radardog: Zen- You suck. You need to not spell things correctly at least half the time.
Chainsaw_XP: Turn or burn!
born_in_a_dream: no, first you gotta get a big annoying font!
zenpunk: oops
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prionesse777: LOL, born_in_a_dream
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squirrel624: you are gong to hell jesus luvs ewe!!!
zenpunk: i forgot the multicolored BIG fonts too
Chainsaw_XP: aithesists
squirrel624: lol
prionesse777: "I ddnt cum from no monkees"
squirrel624: fundiementalists
born_in_a_dream: PRAISE THE LORD!!1
zenpunk: lol
zenpunk: excellent
prionesse777: LOL
Chainsaw_XP: hehehehehe
born_in_a_dream: lotsof intentiohnal typso.
prionesse777: woohoo, born_in_a_dream, that's awesome!
born_in_a_dream: typosd.
squirrel624: JEsUS LoVEs EWE CAN I GET AN AMEN??????
prionesse777: LOL, squirrel
born_in_a_dream: definitely no punctuation.....
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squirrel624: my god is a great god!!! BURN IN HELL HEETHAN
zenpunk: god didnt creae evil SATIN DID , you moron lol lol lol
misogynist23: don't forget to copy and paste bible scripture
born_in_a_dream: *smacks self... THINK: FUNDIE! FUNDIE! I'm a FUNDIE...*
prionesse777: AMeN two thaT
zenpunk: gosh this is fun
squirrel624: shit i left my bible prog at the house
prionesse777: this is hilarious
born_in_a_dream: luv ur font squirrel
squirrel624: jesus died for your sins, and does not want you to bern in the hell he made
born_in_a_dream: nice 2 meet u
sharon_miller33: what's a heethan?
prionesse777: this iss grate
squirrel624: jesus loves you born!!!
prionesse777: sharon, heetha = heathen
prionesse777: Jesus luvs u, sharon
born_in_a_dream: i know he does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zenpunk: sharon a heethen is one of them chinese who worships budda i think
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squirrel624: lol
prionesse777: repant and he will forgive ur sins!
squirrel624: lol prionesse!
squirrel624: my gawd rools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
prionesse777: yeah, woohoo!
zenpunk: YOU PPL R DECEIVED BY SATIN
prionesse777: LOL
Chainsaw_XP: Jesus loves u!!!!!!
prionesse777: I Jesus
prionesse777: we all jesus
squirrel624: L luve ewe jeeeeeeeezus!
Great_Smoking_Frog: Oh no, my bed is evil! It is covered with red Satin sheets.
misogynist23: you guys are good, can one of you heal me?
twostepsthebear: I seem to be cotton a bad pun here.
sharon_miller33: you all seem a tad confused
squirrel624: oh my preshias lard!
prionesse777: <-- stretches out her hand and heals misogynist
Chainsaw_XP: you aethesists R bad, U need Jesus!
squirrel624: mis cum lemme put my hand of heelin on ewe!!
sharon_miller33: how many are on crack here
squirrel624: sharon i am on jesus!!!!!!! who needs crack?
prionesse777: sharon, u let jesus into ur heart yet?
Chainsaw_XP: High on Jesus!
misogynist23: sharon>>we're somking anthrax, you should try it
prionesse777: sharon take jesus into ur heart
born_in_a_dream: this is too much; the irony just drips...
zenpunk: YOU PPL WILL KNOW THE TRUTH ONE DAY AN D YOU WILL BE SORRY AND YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS CONVERSATION
prionesse777: u know u love him
sharon_miller33: this room is a joke
squirrel624: sharon, do you eat jesus likes we do?
prionesse777: LOL, squirrel
prionesse777: good one!
Chainsaw_XP: Zen: LOL...I think I've seen that person
squirrel624: wait dont tell me sharon you are a christian?
sharon_miller33: what 11 - 15 yr olds here?
prionesse777 is laughing uproariously
prionesse777: sharon, uhhhh . no
prionesse777: sharon, share in the fun!
misogynist23: I wish I was 15 again
prionesse777: cum on n eat jesus
squirrel624: do you luv jesus? can i get an amen?
zenpunk: I WILL PRAY FOR ALL OF YOU- JESUS STILL LOVES YOU
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Chainsaw_XP: Jesus loves the little children...all the children in the owrld
prionesse777: amen to that, squirrel
sharon_miller33: you people need serious help thats for sure
born_in_a_dream: *is gonna play the atheist fundie*
prionesse777: sharon, u need 2 take jesus into ur heart
squirrel624: jeesus saved my leif and i love hm sooo much
born_in_a_dream: THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!1
prionesse777: and then u will know tru peace
squirrel624: sharon eat the lord!!!
Chainsaw_XP: U NEED jESUS 2 B SAVED !!
prionesse777: LOL, born_in_a_dream
zenpunk: SHARON HAS CHOSEN TO REMAIN IGNORANT TO THE TRUTH OF JESUS
squirrel624: take jesus into you and feeeel the love!
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prionesse777: LOL
Chainsaw_XP: LOL
sharon_miller33: ya'll are about as sick as they come
twostepsthebear: Is that the largest font you have?
zenpunk:
born_in_a_dream: WHATEVER. jESUS NEVER EXISTED. WHATEVER. JUST... WHATEVER.
squirrel624: jesus died for you and you shuld love him for that, or else you will burn in a hot hot hell jesus made with love!
prionesse777: born_in_a_dream, don't blaspheme the lord!
zenpunk: JESUS
zenpunk: JESUS
prionesse777: he livse!
zenpunk: JESUS
zenpunk: JESUS
zenpunk: JESUS
zenpunk: JESUS
zenpunk: JESUS
zenpunk: JESUS
zenpunk: JESUS
prionesse777: praise jesus
zenpunk: JESUS
Chainsaw_XP: I THINK THIS ONE MAXES OUT AT 18, GOD LOVES IT!!!
zenpunk: JESUS
zenpunk: JESUS
prionesse777: jeeeeeeeeeeeeesussssssssssssssss
squirrel624: jesus wants me to love him!!!!
prionesse777: god loves u all
Radardog gives Sharon a pat on the back.
misogynist23: zen>>>perfect
prionesse777: take jesus into ur hearts
squirrel624: so i do!! every one loves jesus for about 3 mins till orgasm
prionesse777: LOL, squirrel
twostepsthebear: Who do you love?
prionesse777: I luv Jesus!
sharon_miller33: i don't believe this room
born_in_a_dream: SATAN RULZ!!!
squirrel624: JESUS is CUMMMMMMMMING!!!! grab a towel
born_in_a_dream: NATAS
sharon_miller33: where did ya'll come from
prionesse777: LOL, squirrel
Chainsaw_XP: pRAISE jESUS!
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born_in_a_dream: 666
born_in_a_dream: 666
born_in_a_dream: 666
born_in_a_dream: 666
born_in_a_dream: 666
prionesse777: 777
prionesse777: 777
prionesse777: 777
squirrel624: seriously sharon.. are you a christian?
prionesse777: 777
twostepsthebear: 888
born_in_a_dream: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Chainsaw_XP: sATIN IS EVIL!!!!
prionesse777: sharon, take jesus into ur heart
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prionesse777: praise jesus!
goochs_dad: wtf? I come in the room and have to iggie everybody?
squirrel624: satan is the master of lies and disco!
prionesse777: he is the 1 & true god!
Chainsaw_XP: GOOCHS: lol
Radardog: lol Goochs.
squirrel624: gooooch jesus loves you
prionesse777: evolution is the work of satin
Radardog: Goochs just needs to feel the LORD methinks. lol
sharon_miller33: like i want to be like you all? I don't think so
goochs_dad: Chain, you too? WHAT has the world come to?
prionesse777: down with evolutin!
born_in_a_dream: GROW UP GOOCH, THE *REAL* ADULTS ARE HERE...
born_in_a_dream:
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Chainsaw_XP: PRAISE JESUS, OR BEND OVER!!!
squirrel624: DOWN WITH JESUS!!! ooops.. i mean satan
prionesse777: LOL, squirrel
goochs_dad: OK, CAN Y'ALL SEE ME NOW?
prionesse777: praise god!
prionesse777: can i get an amen to that?
goochs_dad: PRAIIIIISE THE LARD!!
prionesse777: yes, goochs!
born_in_a_dream: i know the future, satan wins
prionesse777: now praise the lord with us
Radardog: Amen!!
prionesse777: yessssssss! jeeeeeeeeesussssssss
prionesse777: the lord is all good and almighty
squirrel624: jesus was a dislexical carpenter and culd not read nummers, so he went homeless preacher for a while...
sharon_miller33: is this the pycho room or something
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Chainsaw_XP: Ok, back to normal....LOL
zenpunk: JESUS LOVES US SO MUCH HE MADE THE ULTIMATE SACRAFICE
born_in_a_dream: I WORSHIP DARWIN!!
prionesse777: hi sharon
goochs_dad: DAMN, AND I JUST GOT HERE, CHAIN!!LOL
Chainsaw_XP: That was too much fun.
prionesse777 worships darwin too
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prionesse777: Darwin is a hottie
sharon_miller33: i think you all need to come down to reailty
squirrel624: i would like to say dfor the record, that satan is not all that bad a guy, and was framed read all about it at the Island!
misogynist23: sharon>>you just stepped into a joke that you obviously don't understand
prionesse777: damn, that was fun
Radardog: lol Sharon. I think you have the wrong impression of the regulars in this chat room now.
sharon_miller33: you people are sick
squirrel624: www.squirrelsisland.com
born_in_a_dream: I wish I could be healed from my psychosis...
sharon_miller33: evidentally i do
prionesse777: squirrel, your webpage is so cute
prionesse777: oh, my God, I love it
Radardog: Sharon- So who is sick and why?
squirrel624: thanks prionesse
born_in_a_dream: heh, you name it, I've been diagnosed with it.
squirrel624: lol
misogynist23: sharon>>why such a cunt this morning? wrong side of the bed?
sharon_miller33: it was like kids just got turned loose to go out for recess when i came in..sheesh
squirrel624: coolness born
Chainsaw_XP: hehehehehe
leftxianity4atheism: Sharon - I feel all right. Healthy and all.
born_in_a_dream: closest I've came, in self-diagnosis, is RD Laing's "existential neurosis".
squirrel624: sharon... the fundie mindset that is all
goochs_dad: all the fundies are in church, so we got to play for a while
born_in_a_dream: it hits me like a nail on the head
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Radardog: Sharon- They were mimicing fanatic fundie christians.
Chainsaw_XP: Fundeese
sharon_miller33: lol ya'll are weirdbjohnson47_99: unique......I will be praying for you