The hope of Lord is thus...
by Pat deno (The Lord)
What hope do I have in this life (without gawd)?
I hope that my family remains healthy. I hope, unlike this last
year that I have the cash for heating oil for the comming winter.
I hope the dog that mauled my son last year at this time will finally
be put to sleep before he harms yet another child. I also hope his
rather ignorant owners get what they deserve. I hope I can somehow
buy a Mesa Booogy Triaxis preamp for my system. I hope that I am
able to get a better job than the shit one I have now. I hope that
gravity won't take over my wife's body parts too soon. I hope I
won't always be so tired and can get through life without the mental
fog I always seem to have around me. I hope I will become independently
wealthy while I am still young enough to enjoy it.
So far the xtian gawd aint helpin' with much of that.
Furthermore, I hope that the gawd of the babble isn't the one who's
really in charge of this whole thing. He's notorioulsy late and
less than caring about personal issues. Would you trust a person/being
who created a system out of chaos that was DESIGNED to destroy itself
and then sits back and watches it happen without lending a hand
to stop it? Heck, we already have one of those, does the name Bill
Gates mean anything to you?
I hope that the cheezis of the babble isn't really gawd's son cause
in actuallity he was an anarchist with a punk attitude and a bad
case of vanity. He's the guy who got himself killed for purpously
pissing off the reigning government fer crissakes! This is a guy
who supposedly was all powerfull, perfect, celibate, preached moving
mountains with faith and did countless miracles who couldn't think
of anything better to do with his life than hang around with 12
out of work guys who smelled like sweat and fish all the time. This
is the guy who's supposed to be at the right hand of the almighty
and the savior of mankind? Ummm ... *shiver*
I really hope these narcisistic and jealous "beings" aren't
at the helm, but then that would explain a lot of why the world
is so fucked up now wouldn't it? I hope they stop forcing my children
to learn xtianitiy/catholocism in school. And I hope that these
xtians would finally wake up and see their religion for what it
is, ie. a rehashed and man made way of controling a populace in
such a way as to never be questioned. I hope they realise that this
crutch of their's is not really needed and actually hinders them
emotionally and mentally. I hope they wake up one day and finally
smell the bullshit they've been fooled into believing and have been
trying to shovel on the rest of us. Yeah, I hope they get a big
wiff and they choke on it for all the times they've been elitist
about themselves and their religion.
Verily, so sayeth the LORD