Ass Kicking Gospel??
Q: If Matthwew, Mark, Luke and John got into a bar fight, who
A: Oh this is easy, John would. Hands down! Just read the book
of Rvelation. Anyone that has a messed up dream/vision/whatever,
is a little twisted. Plus if John was the beloved disciple, he had
a thing for jesus, so again we have another reason for him to win.
We see in his gospel that he almost goes out of his way to paint
jesus in a super duper godman way... and is not even ashamed about
it. Yep John would win hands down!! Praise!!