Jesus in the Sack!!

Q: I have recently developed a Christ-shaped growth on my leg-bag join.

Does this mean I am someone special in the eyes of the Lord?

Should I charge admission for followers to look at it, or give it awy for free?

A: You should pray to the lord, and seek his advice. Not us mere mortals. Looking in the bible we see that the lord did indeed answer a silly selfish prayer for the personal gain, and not for the glory of god!
1 CHR 4:10 And Jabez called on the God of Israel, saying, Oh that thou wouldest bless me indeed, and enlarge my coast, and that thine hand might be with me, and that thou wouldest keep me from evil, that it may not grieve me! And God granted him that which he requested.

So we see here, that god does indeed answer little nothing prayers, so have at it!!! Ask god and get PAID!!
PRAISE!!