Can I Write the Bible??
Now you too can have a bible just follow my simple steps below
I have written a new book for the bible. I was wondering how I go
about submitting it?
This is easy. You must first gather unto you about a thousand adherants
to a relgion you craft. Then you register it in california (it takes
only 100 poeple to stand in court with and say "I believe them"
i think) anyway, then you take the bible, add your book to it, then
reprint it. Be sure to use the KJV as it has no copyrights on it....
reprint the bible with your book in it and it will then become an
"offical" bible of your religion.
You could add some weight to it by being a martyr for it as
well. Pretty much would cinch it for you there as well. But the
down fall to that is you would be dead, and could not really enjoy
your bible book that YOU wrote and is OFFICIAL CANON for YOUR religion.
See I told you it was easy!