Q: I've never seen a woman naked before and I am afraid that when
I get married I won't know what to do. What churchly advice can
you give me. Ps. I am 7
Insane Preacher answered:
A: Hold on CC, you are asking the sexually retarded for advice?
Hmmmm... I think the only thing I could tell you along the lines
of the jesus camp is to pray to jesus, and go with the answer you
get from him. And yes, if he does not answer you that means you
will not get laid in any form or way. And if you try to get some,
you will go straight to hell, and burn forever.
Oh yeah, remember to always wear protection.