Squirrel's 4th Bible Quiz!!!


Objective: answer as many questions as you can correctly. The more you get right the closer you really are to GOD!! And we know only TRUE Christians are close to God!! JavaScript required, so gentle reader, we look deep into the word of gawd!


1. Should we steal?

A.No for it is wrong, and against the commandments.
B.Yes we should, if the situation merits it.
C.Only if god tells us to, even though he said it is wrong in the first place.
D.Answers A and c.

2.Are we saved by faith or by works?

A.By faith in jesus.
B.By works.
C.We are predestined to go heaven or hell from the begining of time.
D. A and B.

3. Who was the father of Joseph?

A. Heli.
B. Jacob.
C. Harold P Nuticus.
D. A and B.

4.What is the proper punishment for a young maiden that is not a virgin on her marriage night?


A. Nothing god forgives all for all things.
B. Kill the maiden, stone her adulteress ass to death.
C. Sell her into slavery.
D None of the above.


5. Is religious persecution a godly thing?

A. No it isnot.
B. Only on the high sabbaths!
C. Is this a trick question?
D. Yes it is, god wants us to persecute non believers.

6. Can dead people bring others back to life?

A. Only on a thursday.
B. No silly.
C. If they are saved.
D. Yes.

 

7. Who made David count the number of people of Israel?

A. God.
B. Satan.
C. The great Squirrel.
D. A and B.

 

8. According to the New Testament, a person who believes in Jesus can?

A. Move a mountain
B. Cause a tree to pluck itself out of the ground and plant itself in the sea.
C. Perform better miracles than Jesus.
D. All of the above.

9. In Job Satan is described as?

A. God's enemy.
B. God's son.
C. A fallen angel.

 

10. Jesus preaches against mutilating yourself.

A. True.
B. False.

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