Squirrel's 3rd Bible Quiz!!!

Objective: answer as many questions as you can correctly. The more you get right the closer you really are to GOD!! And we know only TRUE Christians are close to God!! JavaScript required! This weeks quiz is more difficult. Last one was a little toooooo easy, so gentle reader, we look deep into the word of gawd!

1. Who is to judge all?

A.God and only god.
B.The saints are to judge the world.
C.Jesus christ.
D.Answers A and B.

2.When people in the bible did not obey god, how did he punish them?

A.Utterly destroyed them.
B.Gave the hemorrhoids, bowel diseases and plagues.
C.Head wounds.
D. All the above.

3. Should you feel happy when you kill certain infants?

A. Yes.
B. No.
C. I feel happy.
D. You are sick man.

4.Which animals are mentioned in the bible?

A. Gorillas.
B. Unicorns.
C. Elephants.
D None of the above.

5.Should we covet?

A. No we should not.
B. Yes but only the best gifts!
C. Is this a trick question?
D. A nd B.

6. What color was Jesus' robe?

A. Purple.
B. Scarlet.
C. Neither, he did not have a robe.
D. A and B.

7. Over how many provinces did King Ahasuerus, rule?

A. Over 127 provinces.
B. None, god killed him off and gave his land to Israel.

8. Does God hate anyone?

A. NO! God is a God of love and tenderness, He loves us all equally.
B. Yes, He hates sinners, and the sin they commit.
C. He really hated Esau, I mean really hated.
D. God hates the Devil.

9. Does God allow you to sell your daughter into slavery?

A. Yes.
B. Only if she is a step child.
C. No.

10. From where did Jesus ascend to heaven?

A. Bethany.
B. Jerusalem.
C. Mount Olivet.
D.All the above.

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