There is none, god loves us all, and would not think of harming a child!
Sit the child in the corner.
Take the child out and stone it to death.
Take away the child's toys.

2.After God brought the Israelites out of Egypt, how many of their own people did they kill, at God's behest, for declining to give God His due?

None. God would not order His people to kill each other.
10. The number of people who chose to follow that evil Satan.
3,000 spouses and siblings in a single day
Just two dozen total over two weeks.

3. Who is holiest to God?

God loves all of us, and if we accept Jesus, we are equal in the Lord's eyes no matter we do.
A man who marries once and is always faithful to his wife, and is good to his kids.
A man who avoids sex through sheer willpower.
A man who avoids sex through castration.

4. What type of blasphemy yields eternal damnation?

None. All sins are forgiven when the sinner accepts Jesus Christ as his Savior.
Blasphemy of God, the Father, for He is ruler over all.
Blasphemy of Jesus, the Son, because He died for our sins.
You can be forgiven for blaspheming Jesus, but blaspheming the Holy Ghost is unforgivable and begins your descent into the fiery abyss.

5. What words can earn you a one-way ticket straight to Satan's lair?

None. God would never condemn someone merely for an angry utterance
Threatening the meek so they and their children are in fear of their lives when they have done nothing wrong.
Calling someone a fool.
Falsely accusing someone of following other gods than Him, resulting in that person being wrongly executed.

6. Why are there clouds in the sky?

A. Heat causes water on the Earth to condense and rise into the atmosphere where it forms clouds.
B. Clouds are God's footprints in Heaven and are made up of the dust from his feet.

7. What causes tornadoes to form?

High and low pressure weather fronts collide, causing a whilrwind to form in the upper atmosphere which sometimes extends to the ground.
God uses tornadoes to kill sinners when He wants a quick result, as opposed to the somewhat slower means of plagues and pestilence.

8. Does God hate anyone?

NO! God is a God of love and tenderness, He loves us all equally.
Yes, He hates sinners, and the sin they commit.
He really hated Esau, I mean really hated.
God hates the Devil.

9. When was Jesus born?

Before 4 B.C.
6 A.D. or 7 A.D.
All of the above.

10.Once He had gotten everyone's attention with a wildly dramatic gesture, what were Jesus' very last words on the cross before He "gave up the ghost"?

"My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?"
"Father, unto thy hands I commend my spirit"
"It is finished"
All the above.