The Answers to the First Bible Quiz at Squirrel's Island!
I know you all think I made this stuff up, and I lie about
god. Well here you go gentle reader, the verses in the bible
that show you and prove to you that the Squirrel does not lie!!
1. What punishment did God say is mandatory for an
unruly child?
Correct answer: D. (Stoning To Death) "And they shall say
unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious,
he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that
he die" (Deuteronomy 21:20-21). "For Moses said, Honour thy
father and thy mother; and, Whoso curseth father or mother,
let him die the death" (Mark 7:10). "And he that smiteth his
father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death" (Exodus
21:15). "And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall
surely be put to death (Exodus 21:17)."
2. After God brought the Israelites out of Egypt, how many
of their own people did they kill, at God's behest, for declining
to give God His due?
Correct answer: C. (3,000 spouses and siblings in a single
day) "Then Moses stood in the gate of the camp, and said, Who
is on the Lord's side? let him come unto me. And all the sons
of Levi gathered themselves together unto him. And he said unto
them, Thus saith the Lord God of Israel, Put every man his sword
by his side, and go in and out from gate to gate throughout
the camp, and slay every man his brother, and every man his
companion, and every man his neighbor. And the children of Levi
did according to the word of Moses: and there fell of the people
that day about three thousand men" (Exodus 32:26-28).
3. Who is holiest to God?
Correct answer: D. (A man who avoids sex through castration)
"For thus saith the Lord unto the eunuchs that keep my sabbaths,
and choose the things that please me, and take hold of my covenant;
Even unto them will I give in mine house and within my walls
a place and a name better than of sons and of daughters: I will
give them an everlasting name, that shall not be cut off" (Isaiah
56:3-5). "For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from
their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were
made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves
eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to
receive it, let him receive it" (Matthew 19:12).
4. What type of blasphemy yields eternal damnation?
Correct answer: D. (You can be forgiven for blaspheming Jesus,
but blaspheming the Holy Ghost is unforgivable and begins your
descent into the fiery abyss) "Wherefore I say unto you, All
manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but
the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto
men. And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it
shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy
Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world,
neither in the world to come" (Matthew 12:31-32; see also Mark
3:28-29; Luke 12:10).
5. What words can earn you a one-way ticket straight to
Satan's lair?
Correct answer: C. (Calling someone a fool) "But I say unto
you, That whosoever shall be angry with his brother without
a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall
say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council:
but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell
fire" (Matthew 5:22).
6. Why are there clouds in the sky?
Correct answer: B. (Clouds are God's footprints in Heaven and
are made up of the dust from his feet) "The Lord is slow to
anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked:
the Lord hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and
the clouds are the dust of his feet" (Nahum 1:3).
7. What causes tornadoes to form?
Correct answer: B. (God uses tornadoes to kill sinners when
He wants a quick result, as opposed to the somewhat slower means
of plagues and pestilence) "Behold, the whirlwind of the Lord
goeth forth with fury, a continuing whirlwind: it shall fall
with pain upon the head of the wicked" (Jeremiah 30:23). "Yea,
they shall not be planted; yea, they shall not be sown: yea,
their stock shall not take root in the earth: and he shall also
blow upon them, and they shall wither, and the whirlwind shall
take them away as stubble" (Isaiah 40:24).
8. Does God hate anyone?
Correct Answer: C. (He really hated Esau, I mean really hated.)
" And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage
waste for the dragons of the wilderness." (Mal. 1:3), "
As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated."
(Romans 9:13)
9. When was Jesus born?
Correct answer: C.(All of the above) According to Matthew,
Jesus was born during the reign of Herod the Great (Matthew
2:1). Herod died in March of 4 B.C., so Jesus had to have been
born BEFORE that time. But . . . According to Luke, Jesus was
born during the first census in Israel, while Quirinius was
governor of Syria (Luke 2:2). This census took place in 6 AD
and 7 AD, about 10 years after Herod's death.
10. What were Jesus' last words on the cross before He died?
Correct answer: C.(All of the above) "And about the ninth
hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, "Eli, eli, lama
sabachthani?" that is to say, "My God, my God, why hast thou
forsaken me?" [Psalm 22:1] ...Jesus, when he cried again with
a loud voice, yielded up the ghost." (Matt. 27:46-50) "And when
Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, "Father, unto thy
hands I commend my spirit:" and having said thus, he gave up
the ghost." (Luke 23:46) "When Jesus therefore had received
the vinegar, he said, "It is finished:" and he bowed his head,
and gave up the ghost." (John 19:30)
Well gentle reader, we have the word of god here, and boy is
it a messed up tangle of gooooop!
PRAISE THE LORD!!!!
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